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Top 10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work
August 1, 2008 |
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?"
4. "Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "...In Jesus' name, Amen."
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